This entry is dedicated to people and incidents that have literally made me say “What the fu*k?!”/”WTF?”. Feel free to comment and even add your own “WTF moments”
# 1 – “A real life WTF moment”
One recent Saturday afternoon I was out and about doing errands when I needed to stop and buy a couple things. Usually, I don’t shop at Wal-Mart (long story) but on this particular day I needed to snatch up a variety of things before racing back home to my family. Since I was pressed for time I was forced to patron Wallyworld. I only needed to buy a few things so imagine my joy when I saw a 12 Items or Less checkout aisle. Now imagine my non-joy when I see this wench standing in that same line:
How the fu*k are you going to stand in the Speedy Checkout aisle with 947 items in your cart??? Ugggh, WTF?!
#2 – “I think I’m getting old WTF moment”… but wait they are older than me!
The Black Eyed Peas hair in the Boom Boom Pow video:
Ok, I’ll admit to not being as “in the now” as I used to be but these dudes hair…WTF?! In my grade school days if a dude got caught with a raggedy-azz Gumby like Will.i.am’s he’d be called a “Booty Scratcher” with the quickness. Dude, youre rich. How hard is it to get a crispy shape up and trim? Ditto for the other guy, Ap. That “Oh NoHawk” is busted. If youre gonna rock it out at least rock it RIGHT, ya know? And Taboo (don’t ask me how I know their names! lol) looks like he got a Jennifer Anniston makeover. *shakes my head because the hottest member of the group is undoubtedly ‘the token White chick’* haha Go’head Fergie!
#3 – “Even celebs can be chickenhead-ed baby mamas WTF moment”
If you didn’t read it Kelis is asking for a whooping $81,000 a month from Nas to help support her unborn baby. Here’s the breakdown of some of the supposed expenses:
$15,000… Entertainment, gifts and vacations
$20,000… Strollers, cribs and other baby supplies
$175… Having the “baby rug dry cleaned”
I’m actually a Kelis fan and her & Nas were my absolute favorite HipHop couple but this is not a good look. Come on now. A monthly baby rug cleaning expense? WTF?! Throw that thang in the washing machine and stop playin’!
#4 – “I want don’t want to blame Sheila Dixon for everything but I know this was that b!tch’s idea too” WTF moment
Afram’s charging for admission again
The African American Heritage Festival (I still and will forever call the sh!t Afram!) is this weekend but beware they are back to charging for admission. ($5 general admission, $40+ for reserved seating) Boooooo! In the past I wouldnt have a problem coming out of the pocket for national acts like India Arie and Doug E Fresh & Slick Rick (together!) but ironically it was free then. Now we’re expected to brave the heat on a holiday weekend and pay for admission with acts like En Vogue and Rob Base? Hmmm… No thanks! Ok, ok there are some hot local and indie acts that will be attendance so the cover is still worth it but this still deserves a big WTF?! [Just announced Raheem Davaugh has been added!]
I think you’ve all had enough for today.